guys are unutterable and undescribable!

guys! bleh.. who needs them? they are just assheads, donkeys, doodles, idiots, imbeciles, jackasses, jerks, nicompoops, ninnies, blockheads, buffoons, numbskulls and the list goes on who just thinks that they are on this world and all females in the world are for them to break hearts and hurt us! idiots they are... all they ever think of is being superior and trying to dominate our lives! hello!! we're not your robots okay? we don't live to be managed by you imbeciles! we actually do have our own brains, own life and of course we can live without you nicompoops!
LOVE does not exist in my dictionary anymore! scratch that! forever.. we don't need to have love from the opposite sex! they just know how to break our hearts and make us go boohoo! well too bad guys, let me tell u one thing.. a relationship is like a product WE girls manafacture.. there's the manafactured date, and OF COURSE there's the expiry date! we can use the product as much as we like and even violate them, i don't care anymore. and when it's about to reach the expiry date WE just ignore them and leave it to rot on the shelf. come on, who would want to risk getting a stomach ache or get food posioning and suffer the consequences of barfing and going to the toilet for a million times! it's just not worth it. and when it reaches its expiry date... BYE BYE!! we just dump them in the rubbish bin and let it to continue rotting! hmph! FEEL MY RAGE you numbskulls! we don't need products that are going to expire! MARK MY EVERY WORD!
i feel so pissed off right now! guys have no rights to do such a thing to us girls! they're the ones that make true love not existing in this damn world right now.. screw those impudent fools! as brainless as they are.. us girls will just have to make do and ignore your damn weaknesses! don't think that all of you guys are so perfect that every girl would want to be with you! it's you who lost such a precious thing God sent down to earth! so much for true love.. hmph!
to tell u the truth, i'd rather be a homosexual! or maybe i'd rather date a sissy guy who at least will understand us more! any other guys who DARE hurt me or my friends and family are going to suffer the consequences! Don't u guys think that you rule the world! haven't u heard that every succesful man there's a rather.. scratch that.... VERY intelligent wife hiding behind your shadows! admit it! you guys CANNOT i repeat CANNOT live without us females! i can continue my rant about you idiots but it will just be a waste of my energy and time!
belive me.. the only person that will be hurting someone else's heart in a relationship will be the females from now on.. boys are toys.. and icing on cakes.. we don't need them but we just use them for our own delight and satisfactory.. too bad boys.. from now on you will be the ones crying and begging for the relationship to heal... haha.. and we will never say yes to you! no second chances to HUMANS WITH PENIS!
SAY NO TO MALES!

*this post is specially dedicated to my wonderful-marvelous-stupendous cousin eelin!*
we don't need guys.. they need us!
and i don't care if there are any objections because no one can ever change my opinion to those blockheads with penis!
REMEMBER guys.. you are just toys and icing on cakes! and us girls will never be lost under your dumb spell.. it takes more than your stoopid small brains to control us! now fcuk off!
and yes i'm a walking thesaurus especially when i'm infuriated! guys are.. describable after all..