"Most-Refreshed-Page-Award" won by From The Inside
FROM THE INSIDE- Tuesday, 06 March 2007
On what seemed to be a fine day for blogger hanyi, it turned out really sour than she expected for her and her darling blog, From The Inside.
After putting up a post with the title, Anyone Wants To Punch Me? :) [ which was obviously provocative towards certain homosapiens with ultra sensitivity ] there were certain people who had opinions and left comments. Thus, the BlogWar has started.
As provocative as this insensitive blogger could get, her title was obviously pointing out to someone to come and punch her, like putting her face right in front of that certain someone and starts doing stupid faces to annoy him/her so that he/she could punch her. So, people who felt that she was pointing out to them could not resist but answering her.
"did anyone said wanna tumbuk u? i was jz saying that bcareful if u criticize her eng so badly... cz there r way more ppl whose eng r worse than hers.. n u stated her as worst eng u had ever seen? r u serious?
i was jz warning u to b careful that u kena tumbuk when u offended other ppl, kayz..." -anonymous.
At the sight of the very comment, it sent shivers down the blogger's spine. She was terrified...
"I should run and hide myself in a rabbit hole shoudn't I?
Oh, the horror... -________-" -hanyi
Or was she? Her sarcasm definitely set off some blog reader's bomb.
Some said she was defending herself, giving lame excuses, not doing things right, was being heroic.. The criticism went on.. till flying chickens (claims to be known as only flying chickens) got the blogger's back. The blogger pointed out that she was speechless as there was someone who finally understood what she was trying to do.
"every single word taken out of my mouth flying chickens. i need not say no more." -hanyi
But, not everyone does..
"hanyi, keep ur bloody mouth shut la. duh." -anonymous
Unfortunately, our dear blogger has very little patience towards imbeciles. What seemed like a harmless suggestion turned her into a raging beast.
She defended herself trying to make things clear.But then again, it turned out wrong because of her idiotic sense of sarcasm.
For example,
"if you can't get your dumb brains to function properly." -hanyi
Now, now, this obviously made people angry and somehow blinded a few people that couldn't get their facts right. Our blogger has now been misunderstood as someone who felt offended, and someone who only knows how to criticize other people. And she made her third attempt to make things clear.
Finally what we had all been hoping for came, Evvon, the victim of hanyi the insensitive blogger finally voiced out her opinion.
As we go on, dear readers, I'm sorry to disappoint you but the comments gets dumber and more idiotic. Shall we take a peek to what is happening my dear friends? I think we should.
"reading between the lines... wat that ar? i don undoostan ooo..." -wen
"GO POO POO IN THE TOILET OR SUMTHING. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR INTERESTING THINGS TO DO GO SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDERWATER." - anonymous1
"u go poo poo better!" -anonymous2
"i LOVE my shit ok. My poo is like....yoohoo!" -what we think might've been anonymous1 defending his/her poo poo..
"hanyi's a faggot! hahahah...suck me you man whore! :) "-anonymous who doesn't understand what a man-whore means... or does he?
"im a faggot too!! take a bomb and shove it up my rectum! woohoo! "-what we believe must've been anonymous1 again talking about rectum/anus/shit/poo poo
"hanyi is super ugly... :) "-anonymous who might be true
"why do hafta keep insulting my rectum? is my shit not full of fibre? i eat fruits u noe. So i shit without problems. I knmow you're jealous!!! blea!! "- we all should know who this is defending his/her rectum don't we?
"fuck you k. fuck off. go eat my poop. i saved a bowl for you specially bitch." - and again..
".lishen's a bitch.- anonymous who is stupid enough to insult someone who has nothing to do with the post
"hanyii looks like a man.. i think that's a pretty sensible comment..:) "- k ( now now.. maybe she's done some transsexual operation. We should all be open-minded since it's the modern world.)
"you shit in bowls ??? and u calling hanyi the retard ?" -hehe defending godknowswho. (don't worry people, i'm getting confused too.. it's not just you..)
"fuck face...eat my hole you turd fuck...=) "-k (we think he loves porn)
"i DO have a shit fetish. i WILL eat your hole. But take the knife u shoved in it out first." - anonymous1 (here we go again with the shits..)
"i do love shit! wanna fuck me with ur shit? oh yeahh..*moans with pleasure* i'd love hanyi to join in the fun too....and maybe she cud teach me english while she fucks the fuck outta me... "-k (see what i mean about the porn??? why would anyone wants to fuck someone who looks like a man? help me here please?)
After going through all the brain damaging interpretation, we have came to 3 conclusions :
1. talking about bad english makes you feel like talking about shit/poo poo/anus/ rectum/anything that has to do with your bottom. *urgh*
2. hanyi is a faggot man-whore who looks like a man and is super ugly, who is also an english fucking teacher! #How cool of a job is that? But won't it be horrifying if we ended up looking at female organs up above and males organs down below? X_X#
3. Both hanyi and evvon have an equal amount of supporters.
It was a tiring war indeed. Everyone wondered what happened to hanyi that kept silent.
"I have said all that i wanted to say, i need not say no more to explain my intentions. Thank you for the "most-refreshed-page-award" though.. " -hanyi
How insensitive.. Now, we all know.. With all the controversy, that statistics have proven only if you diss about someone in your blog, more people will give responses. If you find this familiar from somewhere it was because that person just copied and pasted what I said form an SMS.
We tried asking hanyi about her being a transsexual. But unfortunately, we couldn't get responses. She or shall we say he ran off crying her/or maybe his eyes off straight after hearing what we said .Now, what assumptions would you make?
#author's note: yes, i typed everything myself. i really don't mind being criticized. But it has come to my attention that some people might get upset if you insult about their english. Just so everybody would know, I did say that I am not perfect. And I always make fun about myself in front of people. Just that, no one noticed. It's okay. sometimes we get blinded by things, and i know that i was still at fault for posting something so controversial. Sorry Evvon, but I won't delete the posts, it'll remind me of the lessons I've learnt. Thank you very much though, because if there was never you, i might still be talking about your english behind your back. I do hope you dear readers out there understand sarcasm. #
#edit#the author is me lah, hanyi. no one hacked into my account. This is just for good cause, to entertain my dear readers. so who said i don't criticize myself? =.= #edit#
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